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 07.09.2017
In the light of recent disputes about the shape of the flat earth:
...Demiurg Shambambambukli grabbed Barmaleo Barmaley for his skin and washed his candle up, through a prison stone, through the clouds and the thin ozone layer. The astronomer did not even have time to whisper, as he was already standing next to the demiurg on the balcony of the heavenly mansions.
See it yourself! Shambambukli ticked his hand down. Make sure it moves smoothly and straight.
Shambambambukli stumbled on half a word and stood astonished at the picture that was unfolding below.
Clogged by the pleasure of the eyes, the huge turtle slowly swirled and swirled in trance under the music of the spheres. On her armor, three elephants moved from foot to foot, trying to get into a tactic. The land lying on their backs leaned to one side, then to the other, and from this there were tides and spills in the ocean.
What did I say?! – with solemnity shouted Barmaleo Barmaley. She is turning! Bormor Peter
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