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 15.09.2017
Do you remember what scared you the most in the world?

Not to say that I would have forgotten about such a case, but the release of the new film reminded me of it again.



I was 4 or 5 years old, I calmly played myself in machines, as the movie "It" began to show on TV. At first, I was impressed by the scene where the clown dragged the boy into the sludge collector. It became clear that clowns should be afraid. But then they showed a really horrible scene. There, the older brother enters the room of the younger, lists an album with photos, finds a photo of the deceased brother and... the photo flashes him! How my impotent mind was impressed by this scene! I realized that now I will not be able to consider the photo albums for a long time, well, and if the photo passes me, then I decided firmly for myself that I will immediately die from a heartbreak.



A while later, I was sent to my grandmother. I still didn’t dare to look at the pictures, but I started going away. One day there was nothing to do and I decided to dig in my grandmother’s servette. There were a lot of interesting little things that I looked at with pleasure. In the process of digging in the fog, I found an incomprehensible object. It depicted a smiling woman. I remember my state then, as if the sixth sense was telling me not to just touch an object and take off the goodbye, but curiosity prevailed. I took the object and began to look at the woman, as if suddenly... she blinked at me...



I did not keep my promise and did not die immediately from a heartbreak, but for a moment it really froze. My eyes darkened... and then a wild scream broke out of my throat. I ran out of the house looking for an adult. I found my grandmother and I was only able to shake out of myself that I had a woman and that I would not enter this hellish house anymore. To my surprise, my grandmother quickly understood what was going on and explained to me...



That’s how I met the wallet.
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