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 15.09.2017
Geographically, we had a deeply offended woman in our years. She taught according to her own debil system. It was necessary to go out with her report and read it in front of the class, then she raised the one who listened least and asked a question about your report. If he did not respond, he put a trio, because "he prepared a report not interesting for comrades!"

Just then we were given a free topic on Asia, well, I made a report on Thai prostitutes. I managed to read a couple of paragraphs, when it came to the billboards this old fox pulled my report out of his hands and, clinging to his shoulder, led it to the director, simultaneously insulting. In the director’s office, she “pulled the ears out of me” and left to continue the lesson.

As soon as the door knocked, the director turned red, fell on his forehead at the table and rattled to tears. Asked my version, confirmed the injustice. He said that many complain about this old nonsense, but personally he can do nothing, because no one can work. I asked not to do so anymore.
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