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 17.09.2017
Kim Jong-un: We are not afraid of you. We really eat you.

This is not funny.
If we represent countries as people, then all nuclear powers are cynical, evil, ugly, selfish and physically well-developed guys (and the United States is generally a cat). They are sufficiently adequate. They have a gun, of course, but they prefer to solve their problems by giving pins and cracks. In extreme cases, if the enemy is strong and also has a gun - they can raise the floor of the jacket, showing the cobra. In a critical situation, they will get the trunk and show it, overturning the barracks... The USSR was a guy with a plus, but also not a weak and not a fool. He drove more frequently with the pistol, as the enemy was around, but he also preferred to teach life with his hands and feet.
And the DPRK is a completely shifted breath, whose home instead of mirrors - photographed photos of himself, and to maintain physical shape he periodically puzzles himself, because no one else is able. The maximum that he could do before was to put the foot on anyone who is not the strongest... And to leave everyone, because he thinks that not himself but everyone around him is abnormal.
And now this man has a rifle. And the likelihood that he will not suddenly start to squeeze in everything that moves is extremely small. And to squeeze him just like that - it will not work. One shot - and starts such a shooting that all will fall.
And you keep joking about the "degraded" America.
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