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 18.09.2017
My MCH once told a story from his childhood. He was very upset that his mother had forced him to take the garbage and, after reading the smart books again, said that in democratic families this issue is resolved by voting. My mother said there was no problem. But if they are two, then for a possible decision by a majority, the vote will have to involve the cat Kuzyu. Kuzma does not know how to speak, his voice will be spoken by his representative, his mother. Thus, with 2 votes against 1, the duty to take the garbage remains with the son. The son was upset why the cat’s interests were represented by the mother. The answer was simple: she feeds him, clears the bowl behind him, formally caring for the incapable. My match was forced to agree, but hid a false plan. The next week he killed the cat and fed it. At the end of the week, he victoriously stated that he called for a re-voting, but this time for a revision of the custody of the cat. My mother was not without reservation, but she agreed. And by votes of 2 against 1 all the following week (like all subsequent ones), the son was released from the "waste duty."
This is how real democracy works. I defended my rights in a fair vote.
Thus e. Have you exchanged your garbage for cat care? Even though I think it is less difficult to take away garbage than to clean a bowl after a cat.
No, I mean... That’s fucking!
Don’t worry, that’s how real democracy works.
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