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 18.09.2017
ZZZ is a story.

We gathered some ten omiches for a prayer stand against the film of Matilda. They stand, they ban, the posters, therefore, they hold.
In response, they received twenty omiches with a prayer stand for Matilda's film. Go away, say, princes, do not disgrace the Orthodox Church with your sectarianism.
But the princes did not give up, three more dozen of theirs were picked up, posters were printed, faces were terrible, the cheeks were blown up, the eyebrows were rotated - shorter than the former, shorter, stood.
Thought their opponents, and their friends pulled, and with the crosses, and with the chorugvias - beauty, not standing, the whole city is walking and admiring!
But the opponents of the dangerous cinema did not surrender, from the area of the reserve called, the icon on the banner printed a five-meter-long, built into a column and went to the square to stand, so stand as no one ever stood, so that from the standing of such the earth trembled.

But there fell upon them from the sky a huge iron and splashed them all, for no prayer standing will ever be stronger than the Prayer Desant to the Glory of God-Emperor.

The end.
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