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 19.09.2017
To the factory, to the machine.

Pirotexnikk – Ugu. The seller to the machine. And me to the machine and you and the one who gives you the Internet, and the one who gives them this Internet, and in general everyone to the machine!
What do we do with the machines? to sell? Seller at the machine. to exchange? Okay, I am changing your ohuenny detail to my salopodrishenskaya - I just got to the machine yesterday, do you want?

He will catch you with hemorrhoids, and to treat no one, doctors at the machine.
Okay Vaska on leisure will decide to scalp you in your ass for a bottle of vodka (which, by the way, now is generally an artefact from the past - everything in the machine).
And here you drunk half a yaiza scalpel picked up. You, as you were, are going to beat him, but he only has a scalpel in his hands and a friendly team. Especially because he poured up half a drink for protection from bullish patients!
There would be mentions, mentions in the machines all. The judges too. And the lawyers.

Everyone is important, even lawyers.
Except for Romanians and Romanians. But these pydoras to the machine can not be allowed - they will steal everything, and what they do not break, they will steal.
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