Evangelisto: There is more than one way to test a cat
We protest the cat.
We ask – “Are you a cat?” – if he says “yes” / “no” / starts showing documents, then it’s clearly not a cat – the real cat will just ignore you. By the way, if Kosha answers “Mao”, then it is most likely a Chinese counterfeit.
We perform smoke test – during the day we check whether there is no smoke from the cat.
Conducting a safety test - try to touch the cat - scratched. The Scotch. The big? The rough?
As a behavioral test, we try to hang the cat on the curtains - it hangs. We try to put it on the table in the kitchen - the people around start to argue - it's all right.
Testing a cat with a black box has already been considered by Schrödinger, so we will not stop in detail on this.
We try to determine the sex of the cat - we mentally measure the cat in length, divide the resulting figure by two, measure this distance on the cat with an eye - we determine the beginning and end of the half of the cat.
The cat refuses to participate in the refusal resistance test.
For volumetric testing we will need: a container for collecting displaced water, knowledge of the value of water density, weight, cat, and a bath, filled to the edges with water...
Based on the results of testing, we can conclude that we really have a real alpine cat.