Once after the couple in the universe went with the company to the cafe for lunch and talk. After some time, people began to split into pairs, and I and another guy had no more pairs. They began to communicate and came to school years. The conversation lasted two hours, but I chose the most important one. Next I am I, the hooligan is X.

X: Yes, I was a chuligan at school and finished with a gold medal!

I: And how did I hooliganize?

X: Yes, I bumped constantly, sometimes straight at classes. The teacher did not notice. I am excellent! The pride of the school!

I: How interesting it is. What else was?

X: I also sent all our teachers! I come to school after drunkenness, my head hurts, and then the biologist begins to ask, I call her and send her.

I: And what is she?

X: What what? She shrugged her eyes and went to question others. I am going to the gold medal. What will she do to me?

I : really. What else was?

X: We once smoked grass in the toilet with the boys. They were wicked! Rush to the smell of a puppet and let it smell on everyone except me. Then they called the parents of the other boys, and I was not touched. Great people are not touched!

I: Well you are cool. Teachers trembled over you like over a crystal vase!

X of course! I have a school director.

I :...