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 26.09.2017
I bought a Chinese red cloth, and the whole red cloth woke up in the morning. Approximately the feet.

yyy: Fuck, I had such a dark blue set of bed linen. The Starry Night by Van Gogh. My parents gave me socks (but not socks). Dryer and Dryer. I woke up, went to wash, and there... a shit! The body is blue, half the face is blue, and all this nihua is not washed off. How to go to work is unclear. Two hours in the shower removed the paint.

XXX: You wash and wash, you call from work - when will you come??? And you say, while I can’t, I’m still blue.
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