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 26.09.2017
I went for a comrade today. We get into the house and get up on a free parking spot.

While waiting, the lady of Kia Rio enters the courtyard and begins to be outraged in elevated tones: "This is my place, I am parking here! Go and find another! » Well, we are not the people of conflict, we say, “Lady, literally 10 minutes. We take a man and leave. We specifically came closer to the entrance, or his bags were heavy. It would seem that an adequate person will understand and will not develop a conflict, but not. The lady blocks us from leaving and with a furious expression of the face: "Now my husband will do it! »

Fuck, that was lacking. We are two, now the third is out, so the physical superiority is guaranteed. I don’t want to ruin my mood in an empty place.

The lady, meanwhile, called her husband and waited with a lustful smile for him to find out. has gone out. “What’s the problem, guys? » We explained. It was written on his face that she had already struck him with her honor. He takes his wife's keys, and under the spouse's hustle, he parks his car elsewhere.



has gone out. I found out. The Beautiful.
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