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 10.10.2017
There lived a husband and wife. Not to drink, but to drink a little. In the evening, after dinner, they cooked, as they do, a little, and they fought. Word for word and the husband says to his wife: "I will jump from the balcony! She said to him, “Well, jump if you’re a fool! “” He was a fool, he asserted. The floor was second, but high. The wife overtook the perimeter, looks, he lies on the lawn below, rattled a little and silenced. She then changed her clothes clean, again on the balcony. “You, I am with you! “And he goes too. Neighbors called an ambulance.

She had a brain shock, a fracture of her arm and leg in two places, and he was barely awakened. The bastard slept. The Target.
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