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 10.10.2017
I go home in the metro. I stand. I sleep. There is an old lady sitting and reading. I fell asleep and the train stopped. And I fall on that old lady. I immediately woke up and started apologizing. The people standing next to me called me Ham. The old woman said, “Why do you argue with the boy? You do not see, student. Probably hungry.” He then said to me, “Do not listen to them, you have done nothing wrong.” Then she took a candy from the bag of “The Mouse in the North” and gave it to me.
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