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 11.10.2017
"New watches from the state corporation "Rostech" for the Russian military are able to withstand the consequences of a nuclear strike" PHOTO

<I have lived for a long time>
There is an anecdote-instruction about the behavior of a soldier of the Soviet Army in the event that an atomic bomb explodes nearby.
"What should be done in this situation first?"
The correct answer: "It is necessary to hold the ACM on an extended arm so that the drops of melted metal do not spoil the boots."
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