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 17.02.2009
1st :
Yesterday I read a book on how to diversify family sex. There is a recommendation of the type "dediciate one day to the realization of your hidden fantasies". What if I have a hidden fantasy – to blow my boss in the mouth, and when he sits down, cut off his neck and fuck him in the throat?

2nd :
if you have such fantasies, then I recommend for the future to mistake less windows, and for today to go after lunch for calculation and work.

1st :
Sergey Valentinovich, I am purely in the sense of "and suddenly"!

2nd :
And I am not. I wait after lunch. I also realize my fantasies.
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