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 18.10.2017
I went back yesterday to bring the lever (right-left) back to the store.
The goods were ordered, asked for the original to bring, fully paid, ordered not me.

- Here, back to you, your wonderful spare parts, here is the check.
We do not accept spare parts that are ordered back.
- you brought smoothies, they are different producers, different kinds!
There was no single producer.
This is not the original!
It’s similar, all take such, everything works perfectly!
- but they are different, this ball is roughly boiled, and this hole under the screw in the salent block under the screw of a larger diameter!
- no less, it will be stuck and it will work, put it, everything will be okay.
I cannot put them!
Why is?? to
They are both right!
They count the money.
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