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 22.10.2017
I’ve been tricked to buy two identical versions of Harry Potter. One is Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, the other is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
The third part is Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
Harry Potter and the Rolling Stone. They fly there with Jagger and Richard on the butterflies at night. Smoking up, of course.
4: And Voland-de-Mort is on fire there.
“Harry Potter and Stoned Rolling Stones.”
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