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 27.10.2017
Ordinary school day. In 15 minutes the class starts. My classmates and I stood by the window and looked at the fresh footprint in the snow.



They said the guy who jumped out of the window from the school would be expelled.

Okay okay? This is a fool.



Yes, a guy from eighth grade stumbled out the window from the second floor of the physics cabinet. Why Why? The hell knows him. Maybe it seemed fun to him or he decided to raise the authority among classmates. In any case, the motives of the director did not understand and the student was successfully transferred to another school, but this is not the whole essence of the story :)



What was he thinking?

“Damn you know, it’s not high here, maybe it was lazy to go down the stairs?

Could I jump myself?

No, I do not need problems.



Here Vasya approached the window, opened it wide, and went down.

Why Why? Again not clear.



A crowd of students wrapped up an unfortunate window and watched Vasei climbing in the cage. He stood up and went back to school happy.

Again there was a fierce discussion among the classmates.

iiiiiii

At that moment there was a noise in the class.



What did you get there? Has anyone jumped again?

The Chorus *

not eaten

We just look.



Zavoch approached the window and looked at the swarm underneath the office.

What is this trace in the snow?

It is yesterday.

and yes! This is the guy who jumped yesterday



Covered as possible



It seemed to convince Zavoie and she went out of class. The scenario for Vasa developed as not safe, but...



My friends, this is your subject!



In the classroom came a wet, but obviously satisfied Vasya.

When he looked at him, he shook sharply.



The snow was falling from the jacket, there was no point in explaining anything.



10th grade Vasya finished in another school. ¯\ツ)_/¯
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