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 27.10.2017
I sit at work and I get a phone call from an unknown number. A grandmother (B) is calling.

I am allo.

B – Who is it?

I – Who do you need?

B of July.

As you may have guessed, I’m not Julia.

So you are Sasha.

No, you were wrong with the number.

B – Then I call the police at your address.

I am about?

B for theft. (He dropped the phone)



After the phrase about the police, I was a little upset, because I began to think maybe at home what happened (theft or something else) and some neighbor wants to call the police, but I turned out to be just a robber of numbers.

P.S. I have this number for 12 years.
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