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 29.10.2017
I do some kind of video shooting in the kindergarten, how children play, eat, work - time spent, in general. And one of the moments that is needed for the next film is an interview of children on the topic "Who I want to be in the future". This is not an expert, parents with children think of the answers in advance. As usual, there are many veterinarians, dentists, police officers and supermen, sellers. One boy also gave an elaborate answer about a policeman and how he would protect people from criminals.

And here, everyone was interviewed, I removed the microphone, and this boy approaches me, who told me about a policeman and says, "You know, I really want to be different." No question, I write a double. The further dialogue:

I want to be a copper.

What will you do in this profession?

- to bury people when they die, so that they are quiet and quiet under the ground.

The version in the end, of course, had to leave with the police officer, I fear, the intelligent mother of the last confession would not stand.
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