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 30.10.2017
And the man, who confused the doll, is busy at work, he just has no time to figure out who of them is who. If you have made a mistake once, who does not?

And to turn on the brains and record the information that his wife tried to convey before him, who forbade him? He was not even asked to understand, they laid everything on the shelves. I have been surprised by people"forgotten" in the last few years. Everyone has a smartphone, each other is better. In each calendar, all kinds of applications for notes, cameras and so on. Why do you use them if you do not know how to use them? Enter the calendar once and for years ahead all holidays, birthdays and memorable dates that you can't remember. Write down everything your wife says and let the saleswoman listen to it. Call again if something is unclear. Would you do that if you had a bad job from the boss? And why not do the same thing for the most native people, as you like to praise your wives and children in conversations? What, "and so will come"?
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