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 03.11.2017
I had a neighbor, well, I have a neighbor, and he parked so that he violated several PDD rules at the same time. The Fairy Fool.

He parked in the zone of the sign "parking is prohibited", placed the car on the mark "fire zone", and closed the ring pass. I spoke to him personally, explained that it should not be done, but was not heard. Sending and sending.

Well, ok, called the evacuator, they came and picked up. He ran through the courtyard and spoke that would soak the puddles. I went out, I asked what happened, I started screaming that the car was stolen, I said:

Maybe they were evacuated?

Let him call and find out. I took it shortly. Where did he put the car?

is correct. and there. The Fairy Fool. Evacuated immediately.

His wife wept as if she was trying to scream to the COD.

"Your car has already struck me, so much money goes into it, your fines and evacuations, sell it or I'll burn it to the hell!

He also spoke something about the fact that the pydors alone in this house live and call the evacuator. Calculate and fuck. That he was the fool's fault, I probably didn't even think.

In short, he sells a car, but begins to use the car for rent. Parking in the same place.

I guess, fucking, how did you live through these years? I call the company, which is indicated on the car itself, I explain the situation that the car is parked in violation of the PDD, the operator accepts the application, says, now we will contact, we will ask to reset the car. After an hour, I look, I don't change, I call the rental companies, they explain that the subscriber's phone is "not a subscriber". Asked to call the evacuator, because they do not see violations personally and can not do so, they assure that for violations of the PDD during parking, the subscriber is also imposed an internal fine, when receiving several fines, access to services will be prohibited.

I call an evacuator.

A day later, the car of the company is standing in the same place again. I call, explain the situation, ask again to call the evacuator himself. I call.

No one has parked there for six months.

But I didn’t see carsharing cars in the yard anymore.

I've seen in my life various dumbabees, with such a stubborn encountered for the first time.

Do you think why he needed all this?
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