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 04.11.2017
When I was 7, I was punished and forced to sit at home all day in the holidays. Inviting anyone was also strictly prohibited. In the morning, the parents went to work with the instruction to sit all day and teach lessons. It wasn’t over half an hour, as a friend knocks on the door, Mishka, calls for a walk. I explained to him that he said so and so... Well, then he came up with the idea of sitting down and playing Dendy while his ancestors were gone. We sit down and play for another hour. And then suddenly the key in the door checked - the father came home unexpectedly early. Well, I instantly suck the mouse in the closet - shake, say, take what I forgot, and go back to work, sit for 5 minutes.
My father comes into my room:
What are you doing?
I do lessons.
– Oh, and the console is included.
There was something in the closet.
Who is you?
and none.
Father opens the closet, and Mishka has nothing wiser than to ask:
Hi to you. Is Dennis at home?
“Yes, but he won’t go for a walk,” said the father and closed the door of the closet.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-11-03/#915321
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