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 04.11.2017
We are sitting with a girl today, discussing all kinds of means of defense in sport. There was a talk about the "coaters" to protect male organs.
And then she asks: "Do the OMONs carry such means of protection?".
I said they probably wear it. And she asks: "and how to 100% know if they wear or not?". And I had this answer: “If you see the Omonite, come to him, put your ear there, if you hear the sea, it means that the shovel is dressed.”
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