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 05.11.2017
With the new phone, I master new technologies. Especially Android Pay.
I went to the store late at night. The box alone. The turn.
The cashier asks "cash or card?"
I attach the phone to the terminal and the cashier joyfully prints the check.
The treasurer and the line looked at me so that I felt like I wasn’t David Copperfield, not a witch in the Middle Ages.
I decided to shut down sooner, until no one burned the fire at the exit.
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