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 06.11.2017
The whole essence of our company is obvious: there is always expensive liquid soap, lavender air refresher and expensive dense single-use paper towels in the sorting hall. But every time, every time I want to go in to fuck, there is no toilet paper in the cabins.
In general, employees are divided into three categories: the first check the resources before the start of work (and keep their spare roll of paper in their desk), the second - in the course of the process heroically find a solution using the available funds (seeing that there is no paper, take towels in the hall and scratch their ass with them). Third ones first themselves, and then on the phone ask for resources (paper) from the first.
Does this third help?
XHH: I don’t know how you do – and we don’t refuse to help our bosses.
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