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 09.11.2017
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Well, a man just needs to eat and fuck off the ideal woman. And the ideal man consists of such contradictory hoodies that no Boston Dynamics can program.

To eat, to chew, so that she didn’t sit on her neck – earned a little less than him, children were, and healthy and fed, at home so that it was clean, the look of the goods, of course, must beined – the ass there pumped, the butt removed, the legs shaved, of course, silent so that all the time and with everything agreed, yes. And that’s more and nothing needs to be done – what’s that difficult?

It’s funny that men usually don’t want to participate in all this. Often even making money. And the woman - "ideal", with her product appearance and healthy fed children and a cozy home, or suffers from the fact that a man is aware of his inferiority and tries to play with her with his endless fingers, or (often) understands that she needs such a man, since he constantly offers her to fuck everything alone, - because from his point of view, "what's difficult here." Indeed, if she does everything by herself, it is not difficult for him.
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