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 20.02.2009
About Poppers

Instead of epigram:

"They say that soon for praporters will introduce a new form with one drive, as

in the eses to wear was more comfortable and stars for the bag was not

It is up!"



I served in the Naval Aviation at one of the airfields in the Primorsky Territory.

Kerosene was not regretted at that time and our regiment flew regularly twice in the year.

Once a week, once during the day, once at night. All flights are mandatory.

The fire car was vigilant. The fire department was one.

Flag from the local, the rest - sailors and sergeants of urgent service.

In the village, next to the garrison, his mother lived in her private home.

The house. Winters in Primorye are harsh, here he put the mother's boiler

on liquid fuel, so that the old lady with wood does not suffer. of fuel,

There was aircraft petroleum. The heat is great, and the copot -

very little. One night flights ended around 3 o’clock at night. The flag,

as a caring commander, sends all the calculation to sleep, calls the car himself

I take it out and put it in the box. When the staff moved to the side

long-awaited flashes, the flag poured out all the water from the firehouse and,

agreement with the sailors from the fuel tank, filled it with petroleum,

To take my mom. But if he was tired, his mother was afraid.

He woke up, but decided to postpone the trip until the morning, put the car in the box.

The fire department went home to sleep.

As in every airport, we had our own weather service and our own airport.

The meteorological station. It was located on the edge of the airport in a two-storey

The wooden building. According to the law of calamity, at 5 a.m. the building of the meteorological station

It burned. The fire occurred in the corner room on the 1st floor. People

Urgently called the fire. Unable to recover after a short sleep.

sailors jumped into the car, came to the fire, in record time

They opened two arms, put pressure on them and began to extinguish. who

He knows what aircraft kerosene is, it is easy to imagine what was next.

If you do not know, I will explain. They were seen in the military film chronicles as Germans.

Firefighters burn at home. It was the same, only a stream of petroleum.

It looked much more effective under pressure. Inside the building instantly.

A huge fireball burned, the old wooden partitions burned out.

A moment of eye and, unable to stand, collapsed. The building collapsed in front of me.

The public was astonished and his remains were almost untouched.

The damaged roof. The fire ended and the second one arrived.

The only thing left was to fill small flames.

At the "discovery of flights" arrived the head of the Navy Aviation Headquarters. No is

embarrassed, he explained this very instructively to the whole garrison.

history and announced the organizers. His performance ended with a famous

Quote from the speech of the Secretary-General of the Central Committee of the CPSU: "All that has been created

by the people - must be reliably protected... - and added from itself - from

The puppets!and "
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0902/o090219;1.html
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