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 11.11.2017
I am a mouse, and I fucking your strawberries. In other words, fuck her. I ran for your bread. Sals on your salt. He scratched on spices, slept on cream cakes, slandered your wives, sold shit to your children, wasted your money, stole and smashed your cars, burned your houses and occupied your jobs.
And seriously, I lied about jobs. I live from theft and sometimes I get benefits. Here are the white mice.
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