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 12.11.2017
My girlfriend was scared just before a heart attack. I brought as a gift from the trip two cute figures of cats, I put them at home on the table next to the monitor. That evening I sat down late, it was already dark when I went to bed.
I turn off the light – and in the total darkness, the light of bright green eyes rests on me.
Then I realized that the figures were phosphorescent, but had time to get upset.
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