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 13.11.2017
A drunken husband bought a huge black rubber penis with special effects to give to a colleague. We stumbled and forgot about him. I went on a business trip, I found it in the closet, remembered the special effects, let me think I'll see, I knock the buttons. Further correspondence :
I: good that the member did not give
The husband :?? to
I: Did you know he’s beating the current?
Man: What did you do to him?!? to
I: No, I say, he is striking the current straight in his hand, although it can be thought of – there is a button with lightning. It is urgent to use it for its proper purpose.
Husband: I do not have to! Only I left.
I: You will come, I will tick you by them at night, when you will snort.
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