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 13.11.2017
No, yet all washing machines delivered to Russia must have an “emergency shower” function. It’s like a menu russification. A purely software solution, voluntary and compulsory for the market. No, you can also sell with the English menu, if the sale is not unfortunate. Also here too.
Pressed a clever combination of buttons according to the inscription in the corner of the panel, it poured (strictly through the air conditioning cabin, it is cleaner), rinse the mechanisms with cold water, poured it again to the maximum (if there are several level sensors), heated to +38 and stand-alone.
The hose instead of the collector is plugged into the shower, the largest button of the available turns off the melting pump, the entire indicator is occupied by a large indicator of the remaining water level.
Lying, like the foot is itching. and the back :(
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