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 17.11.2017
Will he not be offended, did the cat tell you about it, or did you, so to speak, model and assess yourself? The cat eats when the owner speaks on Skype, not at all. If the cat is already castrated, what will you offer?

by substance.
If the cat _oreth_ without other hairstyles, as the main three:
Eggs are full of hormones.
Empty stomach, let me eat.
I want a normal toilet or I want to go right here.
He has developed a reflex. To get rid of reflexes helps a flower sprayer.

Furthermore, for patients, they seriously compare their eggs (and actually their brains) to cats.
I know from the example of many cats and cats who didn’t love their owners less. As for me, I have three significant differences from the cat:
I can choose a partner.
I am able to be self-satisfied if after applying p.1 I have no choice.
I can wear a condom.
There is no doubt that on these three points, a substantial proportion of males are cats at least by a third.
But those who seriously argue about the higher nervous activity of cats at the level of awareness of their own castration (and even more so as to formulate their owner in some meta-language) - this is the road to a flat-earth society, I will not argue with them (unnecessary).
A cat is a simple creature. Which will give warmth and love and ask for eggs regardless of eggs. And will forget about the hotdog altogether the next day.
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