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 21.11.2017
I recently had to spend a couple of days on a business trip with a colleague.

Quiet, stupid, 59 years old, has not been drinking for a very long time and has not smoked for a long time, knows his business well.

But, let’s say, I am not silent.

And it slipped on the first day that "with his" he has lived for a long time.

He had three marriages and three divorces.

Is this now the fourth? Or how?

and no. The Third.

Three divorces...

and yes. I divorced her.

In what year?

in the year 2009.

Which one lived with her?

Since 1995.

How many years have you been married? (The conversation is so hasty, lazy, we go in the car)

One year.

...? ? to ? to How is it?

Well yes yes. She lived in civil marriage for 13 years. She tells me, let’s officialize our relationship. You can understand that, grandmother. It was written, fucking. A year later, they divorced from Herram. And in complete harmony we continue to live on – eight years after the divorce...It was the most terrible year in my life!
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