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 22.11.2017
I have one speech defect - I am mapy, I do not pronounce the letter "R". I can’t break, for example. This did not hinder life, but almost all of my girls tried this feature of me and tried to cure the illness. There were various techniques of logopedic sciences, usually invented by them themselves. The most common is “Say Rrrrrrrrrrrr”. But I think they just wanted to crack.

But I didn’t want to give them such a simple and unfortunate reason to crack, so the classes were short, difficult and often ended in a small such a quarrel.

I was 24 and I lived with my parents again. And here’s the picture, we were sitting with my mom in the kitchen and something overwhelmed me to complain to her, yet how many years she raised me, who else could know me better than she?

- Imagine, my girls are constantly trying to teach me to speak the letter "R", such a feeling that they are just ashamed of the card guy. But what is so terrible about cartography? This is not ugliness of anything.

Mom turned to me, looked at me very thoughtfully and asked a question that gave me more questions than answers in this life.

What do you do, carpenter?
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