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 25.11.2017
We decided once, traveling on a yacht in the autumn along the Black Sea shores, to buy fish from local fishermen. How to exchange for liquid currency.

We came to a bunch of buffers - they sit on the bench a hundred meters from the shore, the dudes are washed. We see, from the edge - the grandfather in his boat clings, trying to pull out the anchorage from under the bench.

Did you say there is a fish?
He said he raised the little one.
Can you raise a couple of degrees?
Why not give up? Subkin, of course, says when you are in trouble yourself.

They approached him and sent him the negotiator Vitashu. And Vitasya is able to replace even an adrone collider on a hammer.

While our brave sailor picked a better fish, his grandfather tried to pull his anchor from under his seat.

Vitaly chose, therefore, a fish, handed a hammer and was about to get on board, as his grandfather tells him: son, he says, help not in service, but in friendship to throw the anchor.

No question, Daddy He recalled Vital with his thunderstorm voice and with one movement pulled out the anchor, kicked him five meters away.

“Where is it? Yopt...” — shouted Grandfather and as he was in a jacket and boots jumped after him.

My grandfather gives! I was surprised by Vitaly.

You are a fool! Cap was surprised. Follow him, the bacon! He ended up in his hand!

We all jumped here. Fortunately, the grandfather quickly disintegrated under the water and was brought to us with angry eyes on board, where he was dressed in dry and in the following hours used all of our fuel for 3 days "for heating."

It is worth saying that on this day we learned a lot from our grandfather about ourselves, our parents and everyone around us, as well as about our mental abilities.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-11-23/#918816
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