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 26.11.2017
I complained to my mother yesterday about the appearance of grey, and she remembered the situation, after which she noticed the first silver thread in her hair.

It was a long time ago when there were no cell phones. I was 13-14 years old, I was in school. And since classes were on Saturdays, my parents left me at home for the weekend, and they went to the country themselves, preparing for the season of slavery.

I came back from school and my grandmother called me. She said that the granddaughter of her friends had no place to stay in Peter for two days, and she offered to come to us. “Wait,” he says, by the way, his name is Alisha.” This was all the information, because this same grandson, living in Moscow, they saw only as a child.
In the evening he came. He was a nice guy, 20 years old. We met, he helped me with lessons, talked, ate dinner, watched a movie and went to bed in the rooms.

My parents had to come tonight.

I was in the shower this morning and could not hear the door knock. has gone out. There is a silent movie. The door to the room is open, a young man is sleeping on the bed, I go out of the bathroom in a hoodie, and all this is watched by my parents. I smile and say, “Mommy, Daddy, it’s Alosha!” Parents o_O... I don’t know how my dad stood up, apparently the shock was too strong). Then, of course, they found out, explained, but Mom claims that she started sitting that day.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-11-24/#918995
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