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 28.11.2017
For me, greed is one of man’s most disgusting traits. My ex-husband was only pressing on my side, he rarely refused anything to himself. After my divorce, I learned that he earned twice as much as he told me, and for the rest lived with blackjack and prostitutes. And I, a naive fool, honestly pulled all my salary into the family budget. But from the budget I got only cheap cosmetics and cheap clothes, and there was no question of some kind of help to parents.

And here, to give my husband a cell phone for his birthday, I slowly began to collect the ass, I wanted to make him pleasant. I collected two-thirds of the amount, but my birthday was ahead (a month before its date), and I thought that the guests would give me the money, and I just got the necessary amount.

At the holiday table, my ex-husband solemnly handed me a envelope with money as a gift. I was in shock, as I was waiting, as usual, for a hug. I look into the envelope – and there’s just missing a third of the amount.

When the celebration ended and everyone broke up, I took the gifted envelope and used to fill my bag. What do I see there? The amount is less than the amount I hold in my hands.

He just took the money from my ass and gave it to me! There are no limits to human generosity.

P.S. I never bought the phone. A few days before his birthday, I picked up my bags and left for another city, which I have never regretted.
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