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 29.11.2017
The width of the vagina in a hypothetical girlfriend:

How many questions do not let sleep... The applicant spoke that he has "not thin". There are no details. There would be no bold statement to the girl on the first date, what dimensions of the vagina he expects, the quantity and quality of the lubrication released, respectively, taking these data, + TTX of his MPH, to say that for one friction he plans to spend no more and no less of the calculated amount of energy, doing this necessary work, and all under the receipt that it is not violence, well, for dessert, to present a certificate from the fool that he is not bored.
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