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 30.11.2017
Or I see a post in the night, in which a man asks: What do your cats smell? And five hundred people write off in comments: fish! by MHO! The Shoes! and cheese! The rubber!
That is, five hundred people got up at night and went to smell the feet of their cats.
I cannot think about it calmly.
You are a cat. You are sleeping. Do not expect bad. You open your eyes and your legs in someone else’s nose. It is clear that the owner always had a cocoon, but here it is already quite an alarm, the wolf has taken the rabbits, you, the leader, it is time to treat with electricity.
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