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 04.12.2017
Metabolism at 20: a week you don't get out of the DR and macdakes, you sit on the couch with chips and collars, on Sunday run for the bus - minus two kilos.

Metabolism at 30: a week you do not go down from the cardio trainers, you sit on the water with cabbage, on Sunday you smelled sugar - plus a kilogram.
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