XXX: Poetry from the Soviet past:

The rope is tight.
Go through, Farhad, you are the first.
Then Sharaf, then Rashid,
Then Ilya, then I too.

I've always gotten the name "Illia" here :DDD

YYYYYYYYYY Should we test missiles in Tajikistan?
XXX is AHA. Elijah at the end. But who is this "I" is a mystery :D
Then I, Isaac Davidovich Shlayma