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 08.12.2017
In the evening I go to Sberbank. Two ATMs, one occupied, and there is a line from (P)Arnia.

I: And the second doesn’t work?
Q: Yes, he glutes... It doesn’t open the screens.

Includes a female

The second doesn’t work?
I: They say it glitters. Try it?

J. approaches the ATM, presses something there and leaves in a minute. I approach the ATM and I realize that he has a miscalculation of the touchscreen. Looking around the screen and opening the wrong links, I roughly find out which way the calibration went. Correcting the position of the finger, I open the desired menu items, successfully withdraw money and remove the card.

There is no scene in the cabin.

I: Yes, just the screen wrong coordinates of the finger determines...

(The dark scene continues)

I: Yes, I am like a programmer.
I thought, the wizard!
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