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 11.12.2017
My mom gave me a cell phone. She didn’t find anything to “powep” my moose:
Pick it up, cozy!
Who is this?
Let’s get to know, you’re going to get to me!
Girl, I don’t have a name or c to know.
If we get there, you are the fool.
Send it to Y!
I wiped and wiped. My mom hasn't gotten him. He, you see, is a puppy! The female is 50 years old, and the female is 50 years old.
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