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 24.02.2009
I live with my parents and in the same room with my younger brother. My brother I already trained when I had a girl pretending to be blind-deaf and dissolve around the corners of the apartment. But curses always happen.
Wonderful day, beautiful girl, we only get to know each other closer... the door opens. This is a miracle of nature. He runs to the bedside of the head of the bed... We don’t notice him, then he says, “Masha, I don’t look!Take the most necessary thing – the clock (this is if you have two!!) Mobile phones and running away.
I give Machine my chest, she covers her legs with fear and compresses them (my palm is just between them), and breaks my finger.
The State! Provide people with housing...
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