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 12.12.2017
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After that I think I will use this phrase in all life situations.
XXX: I made a report at work - fuck, not diff
xxx: husband caught with a lover - fuck, not jeff
XXX: Not the DIF
XXX: I hope my lover will still be a jeff

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zzz: the image is not loaded - fuck, not gif
zzz: the ship sat on the melt - shrink, not the reef
zzz: you have to raise a fucking stone on the mountain - hide, Sisyphus
zzz: sick - hollow, not typhus

XXXX: the powder has ended - fuck, not a myth
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