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 13.12.2017
I get a letter, and I’m very concerned about its content (“ORCHIDES haven’t yet bloomed”). But I don’t care at all that it’s written in Chinese, the envelope is made of crystal, the postman is a huge frog, I have six fingers on each hand, and I live in a house that runs around Saturn with fun music.
That’s all I need to know about my dreams.
Psychologists say that dreams will become normal once external problems disappear. Sometimes they really leave for a while. Do the dreams change? Oh yes! Now the letter is written in Japanese, the envelope is made of clay, the postman is a giraffe, I have four fingers on my hands, and I live in a cave on the moon. The content of the letter has also changed. Now it says that the orchids have bloomed.
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