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 14.12.2017
The babouin got to fuck the donkey... Oslo was tired of it and he went to the lion, like got this babouin the Lion called the babouin and wanted to offend, but then thought that the babouin is well managed with the debris and will argue with this brotherhood is not worth it. I thought and said, "I'm allowed to fuck the donkey once a day - no more, and you donkey - keep a diary - the babouin once stumbled on you, you put a barrel and you no longer agree." So they resolved. The next day, the babouin comes to Oslo and says, "Osel, I have a mood today, let me give you 3 times in advance, and you for 3 days will go through the hole and I will not come to you these days" Osel agreed... Give me to you seven times in advance, and you will put it in the notebook and I will not come to you again these days...... in a month the lion asks the donkey: how are the things going? Egg: Yes, how, how... How fucking and fucking, but the paper stuff added...
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