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 14.12.2017
Damn, the pigeon is a fool!
YYY: What happened?! to
I wake up today from strange sounds, I open my eyes and I see a pigeon climbing around my room and whispering wildly loudly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! How did he get to you? Captured him?
I’m just used to sleeping with the windows open. So here. I start to get up slowly, thinking what to do with this invader. And this bastard resembled the carpet and exploded sharply. And... and killed herself in the lighthouse!!! to
XHH: Now the body is carried out. Now the carpet is washed.
The bird is sorry.
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