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 15.12.2017
This morning, an epic happened :) The dark morning and general fatigue played a confounding joke with me.
The week turned out to be crazy, the nerve is tight at work, we rush to finish the unfinished until the end of the year, I sleep little, I work a lot. In the morning I got up, went to the bathroom, made coffee, all on the machine, I went to the bedroom in a coat and with a cup. I look, and on the box is half a bottle of cognac, a glass. I pour a gram hundred, make a large swallow, drink a hot coffee. The beauty! I drink, pour a generous second portion. I drink. Life is not so bad!
I thoughtfully approach the closet with a glass, meditating on the content. I make a throat. I was thinking about what to wear like this. I make a throat. I observe. Lenny thinks so, and where am I actually going. I make a throat. And I’m cold, because I know I’m going to work.
Z is. But in a cheerful and active mood for half-Friday I have already smashed a lot more than I planned for today))))) the main thing on Monday is not to be disappointed in the decisions taken :)))) and do not take this method on arm :))

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